We went to the grocery store the other night, and it was really cold out. Despite getting the handicapped space nearest the door, I still started complaining about the cold as soon as I got out of the car. Note that these are paraphrased, as I have awful verbal recall of conversations.
Me: Oh my god! It’s freezing! They should have a heated tunnel between the handicapped spaces and the store!
Brooks: I don’t think that’s an ADA accomodation they are required to make.
Me: But it would be nice! They should also have pool people inside who hand you a drink and give you a massage.
Brooks: Yeah, that is definitely going beyond what the law requires.
It would be nice, though. I’d be at the grocery store all the time, buying bacon and getting massages.